[EDIT: Hello, Cracked readers! Please enjoy a look at my other bootleg toys, a collection that’s always expanding. Also, you bastards have forced me to consider updating this site. Fine. Jerks.]
Hello, kids. Two awesome things today.
I have four tattoos, all of them in some way geeky, and I just got one touched-up two days ago:
It’s Barry’s ring, and my allegiance is ultimately with Wally, but much love to the whole Flash Family.
I also just got an incredible bootleg toy for my collection, this time from Greece. It is totally ridiculous and brilliantly strange.
Fits my hand like a dream. God damn, no wonder those Little Pluckies Protect! Look a this bad boy in action!
The new Fuckbrain Comix is waiting to be scanned and should be ready for posting next week.
See you then,